violetqueenofwands:

ultrafacts:

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ariesbitchclub:

skycamefalling:

i will never care about the met gala beacuse i know in my heart if you gave a drag queen 45$ and three days they could make something completely out of this world that out every single celeb to shame

i can answer this! the met gala is the main source of funding for the metropolitan museum’s costume institute, which houses something like 30k pieces of surviving historical clothing, shoes, accessories, etc. dating all the way back to the 15th century. the costume institute is the only department of the met that has to fund itself; ticket sales and donations are the institute’s only other sources of funding. the met gala brings in millions of dollars to the institute

i know it seems like just a bunch of rich people flaunting their wealth, but it’s actually what’s paying for the upkeep of all of these pieces of fashion history and keeping them available for public view, instead of in private collections. plus we get to laugh at rich people who don’t know how themes work

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fleshdyke:

fallenangelvictorious:

fleshdyke:

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

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jacobtheloofah:

kaminarider:

ayeforscotland:

A Willy Wonka pop-up event in Glasgow had attendees calling the police after they paid £35 and the event didn’t deliver what was promised.

Event goers were promised a whimsical adventure all themed around something Willy Wonka might create in his factory.

Source

The keen-eyed amongst you might have noticed something a little bit…wrong.

Imagnation Lab. Encherining Entertainment. Catgacating. Live perforrmances. Cartchy tunes. Exarserdray lollipops. And my favourite “A pasadise of sweets teats”

But what did the event actually look like? WELL.

Feel like the marketing team got a bit carried away.

DASHCON 2: WHO UP WONKING THEY WILLY

the actor who played “willy” for this event said the script was “ai generated gibberish” and the script made up a new villain called “the unknown” who was an “evil chocolate maker who lived in the walls”

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biowho:

kelgrid:

Can we talk about how “The Pope’s Exorcist” (yeah that film with Russell Crowe) uses the inquisition symbol from DRAGON AGE INQUISITION as the real-world-spanish-inquisition symbol

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lucdoodle:

thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this

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maeo-png:

spirit-of-science:

jaoxn:

kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact:

kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact:

dr seuss yaoi

I was gonna say “I bet this exists” because I had genuinely forgotten one of the most gargantuan eras in the history of this website

Posts that scare new tumblr users

Why would this scare new users? How bad could it possibly be??

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caressthosecheekbones:

geardrops:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

the accent really makes this

The Godmother

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whereintheworldiskamalakhan:

indiestarlight:

indiestarlight:

indiestarlight:

the thing about the “um excuse me if you’re as poor as you say you are why don’t you just sell all your most treasured possessions” thing that people love to trot out as some kind of “gotcha” is that they do not acknowledge how fucking soul-crushing it is to be in a situation that is already destroying your mental health and then be forced to sell one of the few things in your life that still bring you joy

and an additional layer of this that nobody ever likes to acknowledge is:

human beings genuinely need to have fun and enjoyable things in our lives so that we do not just fall so deep into depression we jump off the nearest bridge, but in the current world we live in, having fun costs money. every list i have seen of “fun things you can do for free!” still costs money, it just costs an amount of money that is inconsequentially small to the person writing the list but that could easily be what a poor person has to live on for an entire week

“sit in a coffeeshop and journal!” coffee, journals, and pens cost money

“go to events with your friends!” event tickets and bus fare/gas cost money

“cook a nice home-cooked meal!” ingredients cost money. if people could be doing this one they already would. do you think poor people eat ramen and peanut butter sandwiches every day for fun

“take up a hobby, like crochet or watercolor!” those supplies cost money. yes i know you can get a lot of craft supplies at the dollar tree. someone with thirty cents in their bank account cannot afford that

“go hiking!” gas money, hiking shoes, and clothes that won’t be covered in holes by the time you get off the trail all cost money. if your closest hiking trails are national parks you’ve also gotta pay to go into those

everything costs fucking money. when you are poor, often the only way you can do fun things is 1) because someone you know with more money than you offers to pay for it for you, or 2) by utilizing things you already have at home, which you cannot fucking do if you sell everything you own

so yeah tl;dr when i see someone asking for money for groceries/rent/bills/etc and i also know that person has like a wacom tablet or a playstation or whatever i do not judge them, i simply think “i am glad this person is able to get some joy still” because i hold the extremely controversial opinion that not wanting to kill yourself shouldn’t be a luxury that only rich people can afford

And you literally can’t sell things for the same amount you paid for them so it’s not like you can sell all your shit and suddenly have a ton of money and not be poor anymore. You’ll just have less enjoyable things and a few extra dollars that’ll be gone in a heartbeat.

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salvamisandwich:

thantos1991:

nudityandnerdery:

maplehoofs:

spinach-productions:

prokopetz:

Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.

Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.

Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.

Picking up litter and helping direct traffic

SMOKEY THE BEAR

“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”

“It has all of its permits!”

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sadclowncentral:

I think if a fairy showed up at my house like yeah they are not real but there is narrative precedent for that. a fairy, if it existed, would show up at a house. i just need to suspend one disbelief everything else tracks. it’s a big surprise, but a singular one. i would know how to get with the programm pretty quick.

if a walrus knocked at my door there would be many more fucking questions than one. a walrus showing up at my house? knowing that knocking is the required social etiquette? having reasons to know on my door and somehow the ability to do that despite having no arms? said walrus coming to me of all people?? a walrus being real is the least of my concerns at that point why the fuck does it need my help what kind of problem can I solve that a socially aware and apparently findextrous walrus fucking can’t

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dduane:

pulltheotheroneithasbellson:

mrcloudyfun:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

i-am-married:

LOL [source]

From the thumbnnail I thought that it was just a jacket thrown over a box that the kitty had made himself comfortable on. I was NOT expecting the tiny little defeated voice to emerge.

The slight hand raised in surrender at the end

I love that with the cat being referred to as KC, odds are high its name is Kitty Cat

cc: @petermorwood :)

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justlookatthosesausages:

ionaoxide:

vigilantsycamore:

thesaltofcarthage:

island-delver-go:

Linguistics is cancelled

I can ne fucking believe this pas

If you showed this to the Academie Francais they’d all spontaneously combust

@justlookatthosesausages

Owoui youpiiii dansons la cariocaaaa 🎶

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spikeghost:

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that almost all of the netflix Avatar show was filmed so that the focus of the action would be at the center, so it could be viewed vertically, like on tiktok

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